<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:13:21 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Rhyme Or Reason?</title><description></description><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net</link><managingEditor>Metaxa</managingEditor><openSearch:itemsPerPage>15</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108285716897499871</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2004 01:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-06T22:58:17.670+01:00</atom:updated><title>A Picture Paints A Thousand Words</title><atom:summary type='text'>

'War President'

It was inevitable that the recently posted Bush mosaic would cause controversy. Pro Bush Americans that have lost relatives in the conflict will believe their loved ones gave their lives in the name of freedom. It is natural for them to be deeply concerned about their images contributing to such an effectual, anti-war statement. Chants of "exploiting the dead" were also a </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/picture-paints-thousand-words.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108327950492151023</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2004 22:36:41 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-05-01T00:58:35.843+01:00</atom:updated><title>Napoleon Blownapart</title><atom:summary type='text'>Ra Ra Rasputin's, pickled penis pulls them in...

[guitar chords]

Or so the curators will be hoping when Rasputin's ramrod goes on display at the St Petersburg museum of erotica:Russia's first museum of erotica is to open in St Petersburg - with Rasputin's penis reputedly among the exhibits.

Museum founder Igor Knyazkin says the 12ins organ will be the star attraction, reports Russian daily </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/napoleon-blownapart.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108255306162318646</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2004 13:11:01 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-21T15:31:02.450+01:00</atom:updated><title>The Innocence Of Youth</title><atom:summary type='text'>My ten year old daughter, Hannah, has just asked me if the war with Iraq was the Gulf War. Before I could answer, my seven year old son, Matthew, said... "What did they do,  throw the sticks and balls at each other?".</atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/innocence-of-youth.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108246935917650880</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2004 13:55:48 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-20T15:06:45.746+01:00</atom:updated><title>Toothing - A Travel Pursuit</title><atom:summary type='text'>What is it with us Brit's and random, anonymous sexual liaisons?

First came dogging:Dogging is a predominantly British activity that involves outdoor exhibitionism in car-parks, wooded areas and the like. The term dogging originated in the early Seventies to describe men who spied on couples having sex outdoors. These men would 'dog' the couples' every move in an effort to watch them. When the</atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/toothing-travel-pursuit.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108207868610774948</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2004 01:24:46 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-16T07:53:46.590+01:00</atom:updated><title>Who's The Diplomat?</title><atom:summary type='text'>Osama bin Laden's taped truce proposal offered a 'get out' for European countries today. Predictably, Tony Blair dismissed it without question, preferring to remain firmly impaled on George Bush's raised forearm; content in the role of big brother's little brother.

I have no sympathy with Al Qaeda's cause, mainly because I have no empathy with their culture or belief structure. Also, my </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/whos-diplomat.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108129722102163089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2004 00:20:31 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-08T16:25:01.500+01:00</atom:updated><title>Confusing Chemistry</title><atom:summary type='text'>The threat of a chemical attack in the UK is back in the news. This time it's osmium tetroxide that's suspected to be the dirty bomb builders agent of choice.

So, being a Brit living with the constant 'It's not if, it's when' cloud hanging overhead, I ventured forth to establish the likelihood of such an attack, and the ramifications should we ever have to endure one. Here's a few of the facts I</atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/confusing-chemistry.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108130445135120319</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2004 02:03:31 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-08T16:16:23.843+01:00</atom:updated><title>Plotting Your Politics</title><atom:summary type='text'>Where are you on the political compass?

I found this whilst dipping into greenfairy's 100 things. It takes a little time but, it does make you consider your stance on  issues you haven't pondered for a while, and it's interesting to see who you're likened to.

It turns out that I am: Economic Left/Right: -5.12, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.90, which plants me almost squarely on top of </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/plotting-your-politics.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108085891476746602</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 22:35:45 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-03T03:24:24.496+01:00</atom:updated><title>Al Who?</title><atom:summary type='text'>#

In the wake of the arrests of eight (now nine) suspected terrorists in London,  a snippet of today's coffee time conversation went something like this:

'A' said:  "They're all so young. Do you think they were really recruited by Al Qaeda? Perhaps they're just  disillusioned and misguided muslim kids, trying to plan something off their own bat?"

'B' said: "Who's Al Qaeda?"

'A' said: </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/al-who.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108084823760469839</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 19:37:10 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-04-02T22:54:36.450+01:00</atom:updated><title>GGG's</title><atom:summary type='text'>First came the G string, then we found the G spot, now comes along the most exciting 'G' to date:
Gmail!

"As part of Google's mission to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful, we're testing an email service called Gmail. 

Gmail is a free, search-based webmail service that includes 1,000 megabytes (1 gigabyte) of storage. The backbone of Gmail is a </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/04/gggs.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108070241101771414</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 03:06:51 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-31T13:53:57.216+01:00</atom:updated><title>Finally, I Have A Label</title><atom:summary type='text'>Since I decided that thinking for oneself was the best way forward, I have never subscribed to a particular faith or religion; I adhere to the notion that man created God and support the theories of evolutionists over creationists. However, I have never felt entirely comfortable describing myself as an atheist or agnostic. The former defines me for what I accept to be false, but says nothing of </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/finally-i-have-label.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/108022876689364452</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2004 03:25:25 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-30T03:33:00.593+01:00</atom:updated><title>Mad Dog &amp; An Englishman</title><atom:summary type='text'>...Osama, there's hope for you yet!My flabber was well and truly gasted by Tony Blair's statement of praise regarding Libya's, Muammar 'Mad Dog' Gaddafi. To cite him as a man of courage for abandoning his WMD project was, in the least, an insensitive and  heinous insult to the relatives of his multiple murder victims.

Naturally, the stunt will be paraded as a token payoff in the war on terror </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/mad-dog-englishman.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/107888254706681288</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2004 23:05:50 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-10T03:15:06.293Z</atom:updated><title>Maggot Masters</title><atom:summary type='text'>The artistic talents of the common or garden maggot have finally been recognised...

"Maggot Art is a fantastic new teaching tool for use in the elementary school setting.  Children get hands-on experience with insects that most people find truly disgusting -- maggots -- while creating a beautiful piece of artwork to share with others."
Apparently, you dip the maggot in paint and let it squirm</atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/maggot-masters.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/107879609745836208</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2004 01:25:11 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-09T22:59:26.530Z</atom:updated><title>Who's Gonna Get Ya?</title><atom:summary type='text'> #

Have you ever wondered:

Who's got all the nukes, how many they have and how far they can fly?

Well, now you know. (Requires Flash)</atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/whos-gonna-get-ya.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/107878969392933990</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 23:25:29 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-09T01:59:43.810Z</atom:updated><title>Constitutional Cop Out</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have been amazed by the US legal sytem ever since O J Simpson bought his innocence during the soap opera, that was his trial, back in '95.

Here's the latest ruling in the 'All people are equal, but some are more equal than others' fiasco.

"The Supreme Court ruled Monday that while people pleading guilty to crimes are entitled to an attorney, judges don't have to warn them of the </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/constitutional-cop-out.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5591812/posts/summary/107868759303917555</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2004 19:02:53 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2004-03-08T14:19:07.936Z</atom:updated><title>Roll Up Roll Up... Get Your Purity Here!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Isn't the web a wonderful tool for learning? 

Visit 'Setting Captives Free' and, in just 60 days, you can learn to rid yourself of all your vices; over-eating, smoking, drinking and drugging (Don't miss the groovy flash movie).

If you so wish, you can even learn to deny your sexuality! How soul satisfying that must be?

Of course, if you think you're up to it, you can roll the modules </atom:summary><link>http://blog.martinfoster.net/2004/03/roll-up-roll-up-get-your-purity-here.html</link><author>Metaxa</author></item></channel></rss>