Roll Up Roll Up... Get Your Purity Here!

Isn't the web a wonderful tool for learning?

Visit 'Setting Captives Free' and, in just 60 days, you can learn to rid yourself of all your vices; over-eating, smoking, drinking and drugging (Don't miss the groovy flash movie).

If you so wish, you can even learn to deny your sexuality! How soul satisfying that must be?

Of course, if you think you're up to it, you can roll the modules into one big ball of purity and learn how to enjoy the Lord as your total satisfaction.

Remember, all this can be yours in just 60 days!

Aah! Isn't that reassuring?

Personally... Well, I think I'll opt to learn Elvish instead.