Johnny's In The Jungle

So, John Lydon, aka Johnny Rotten of Sex Pistols fame, has sold his anarchic soul to the God's of reality TV.

Die hard punk rockers across the globe will be spitting on their 'Never mind the bollocks' LP's as we speak!

I can't begin to imagine what persuaded him to take part. Surely he's not in need of the purported £25k fee (four times that if you can arrive in the bush accompanied by a couple of hand crafted, viewer friendly, mammalian protuberances). Love him or hate him, it's plainly obvious that he's a master of self publicity and not entirely stupid. So, why is he willing to let his modern day image be moulded and twisted by the cutting room boys of 'I'm a sleb'? Doesn't he realise that their primary aim is to paint contestants any colour, other than genuine?

Whatever his reasons, I'm secretly hoping that he has the sole intention of wreaking havoc and anarchy around the bush-tuckers camp and the other ex-sleb contestants. Anything else will, in my opinion, cause irreparable damage to the legend that was and, at last, prove his mother right... "It's just a phase he's going through!"